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KIND TO OYSTERS WEEK
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AFTER
MORE THAN 10 YEARS OF RESEARCH, IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT THE BEST
WAY TO OPEN OYSTERS
IS TO GET THEM DRUNK.
Like
us, Oysters can get tipsy: then their muscles relax and they open their
shells. There will soon be on the market a tablet that, when dropped
in water on your unsuspecting oyster, will carbonate the water &
have the oysters feeling pleasantly relaxed & open in 5 min. It's
mere carbonated water that makes an oysters head go round. Did you know
that its a HANGOVER - OF - A DIFFERENT - SORT - That Oysters should
be eaten during the months with an "R"?
Years ago, oysters that were shipped during the warmer months spoiled
so, the "R" method provided a
way of knowing when to eat them and when to leave them alone. But in
these days of refrigerated transportation facilities you can eat oysters
any time of the year with complete safety.